Previously, I apologized to Broccoli for my invegetable treatment of its kind.
Again, I am sorry Broccoli. I’m sorry I decided to partake of a 2 for $5 special and then forced you and your Broccoli pal to decompose in the back of my fridge while I ate gardenburgers and yogurt for days upon end.
Until I had the bright idea of submerging you in two cans of Health Valley lowfat Potato Leek soup (that I also got on sale.) We had a good time then didn’t we? I peppered you up, we watched Buffy, and as you and your Broccoli compadre intermingled into not-quite-homemade Potato Leek Broccoli soup I felt we had reached a healthy compromise.
Cut to two weeks later, and I’m holding my nose while I pour scummy greenish white liquid and long gone chunks of your once bright flowers out of a Tupperware container into the trash.
I am sorry Broccoli. Sorry that I drowned you, boiled you, forgot you, and let you ferment into Sour Broccoli Brownish Green Potato Leek Soup. Broccoli is a vegetable, and thus I can not truly receive its green forgiveness. But you can DONATE TO BARE ASS 2008! and soothe my Broccoli guilt ridden soul.
Please donate. Like Broccoli, I am fragile.
None of us suspected in high school you’d grow up to a broccoli killer…(Virginia Gal shaking head in disbelief).
I told you. Broccoli is not to be trusted.