Good afternoon, welcome to Free Rice Friday  my quirky way of promoting a site called Free Rice where for each word you get right, 20 grains of rice is donated through the UN to help end hunger. 

Today’s word – CORPULENT = OBESE

WGWaFA decrees: From this moment hence, Friday March 28th 2008 the year of Battlestar Galactica’s 4th season, I officially prefer the adjective CORPULENT when being described as fat or obese.  What a grand ring this new phrasing could bring to past memories.

• 1984 – Teddy Bear Store Clerk, “What a pretty face, too bad she is so CORPULENT.”
• 1990 -  Being fitted for a new Catholic school uniform, the Tailor takes my measurements and on his sheet notes – JellyKean, CORPULENT.
• 2000-  Drunken, chanting, homeless man at 5am, “White girl with a corpulent ASS.  white GIRL with a corpulent ass.  WHITE girl with a CORPULENT ass….
• 2003-  Dude in Central Park, “Hey beautiful, turn around let’s see that CORPULENT ass!”
• 2008- Evil Woman in front of me in the bathroom line at Starbucks, “Excuse me Corpulent girl, would you like to go before me since you are PREGNANT.”

And White Girl With a Corpulent Ass looked around, and saw that it was good. 

CLICK HERE TO DONATE  to BARE ASS 2008! seriously I am so close to $1000.  I don’t know what yet but I swear to the Corpulent Gods that the person that kicks me over a Grand and emails wgwafa@gmail.com an E-card with their donatation will get a frakking cool prize.   

p.s. I’m up to 5 days of 20min or more of exercise.  and 2 A&A routines.