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Happy 4th of July! What a stellar weekend.

In a completely foul mood most of last week, my ill humor was not improved by getting poured on (again!) while waiting in the standby line for Shakespeare in the Park with friends.  We got drenched, my new shoes were soaked and dirty, there were line cutters, stinky people, and my mood went from foul to apocalyptic.  Then a wondrous thing happened.  Shakespeare.

Living at working at Shakespeare & Company in the Berkshires right after college created a lifelong love for outdoor Shakespeare.  This production of Twelfth Night was divine and reminded me what an absolute gift it is to witness inspired theater.  I was also struck by the power of the live audience.  At the end of the play, the fool Feste sings a song which goes a little something like this:

When that I was and a little tiny boy,

With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,

A foolish thing was but a toy,

For the rain it raineth every day.

At the last line, the actor playing Feste subtly cocked a solitary eyebrow and an entire theater of drenched New Yorkers (one of whom I am sure crankily shoved me on the subway that very day) burst out laughing.  The goodwill in the air was tangible. And through a combination of hundreds-of-years-old wit and one well timed present day moment, I was part of something larger.

I have a friend, Shakespeare Dave, who once told me,  “Where else but New York can you be alone amongst millions of people?” Growing up a solitary person, I often thought about Shakespeare Dave’s words and pondered if I chose New York because I secretly craved lonely.   But moments like that burst of shared laughter by hundreds of soggy New Yorkers is the real reason I have made this city my first true home.

I have another friend, Carmelita Tropicana, my cultural ambassador of sorts who was horrified to hear me describe my experience at art museums being one of me wandering around like this:

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I thus have begun a quest to educate myself in the mystical, and for me, often intimidating land of art and artists.  Kicking my horizons up a notch, if you will.  Recently I joined 1stfans, a socially networked musuem membership with the Brooklyn Museum, in an attempt to find a network of folks both with a passion for art and a willingness to put up with my infantile (but growing!) knowledge.  As my favorite villains on Star Trek: TNG the Pakleds would say, “I’m not smart. Make my ship go.”

As you can see, they are an accepting group.  There are monthly 1st Fans events at Target First Saturdays and they are all hip with the Facebook and the Twitter.   I spent the 4th of July at this month’s First Saturday at the Brooklyn Museum and it was a blast.  The 1st Fans enjoyed a special  ice cream social on the roof of the museum which was wicked fun.  Somehow the whole world turns into a magical place when you view it from a roof.  The sugar rush helps too!

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Then later that night the entire parking lot turned into a huge dance party.  As a massive American Flag spread out over the dancing crowd, I again found myself part of something larger.  Only Shakespeare could best describe how I felt dancing this 4th of July:

Oh wonderful, wonderful, and most wonderful, wonderful! And yet again wonderful, and after that, out of all hooping!

And that brings us to Sports Night.  Whaaa? Stay with me here.  Not the ESPN sports show but one of my favorite television shows of all time that was created by Aaron Sorkin.  I often think of the episode where Felicity Huffman/Dana is blown away by the power of theater and rushes back wide eyed to share her experience.  I often wish Sorkin had picked another show besides The Lion King but the sentiment is sound.  Check it out below, there is a bit about dead bugs but it gets good I promise.

I didn’t know we could do that.  Did you know we could do that?

When I forget something usually reminds me.



{June 30, 2009}   Thank you!!

Over the last 24 hours, we raised enough money between your generous donations and the matching grants to provide 3,500 meals for those in need. Thank you all for your love and support.  Together we will save the world, one fat ass at a time.

Since starting White Girl With a Fat Ass a total of $3067 has been raised for Feeding America.  The Nation’s Largest Foodbank.

One in every eight Americans is struggling with hunger. If you would like to see those that you have helped, please CLICK HERE FOR REAL STORIES from  Feeding America.

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{June 30, 2009}   5 Hours Left

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5 Hours Left to donate.  Thank you to everyone who had already donated and spread the word!! Remember I will personally match anything donated to Feeding America the nation’s largest foodbank via this blog before 5 p.m. today June 30th!

That means for every $1 donated will provide 28 meals for the hungry.  So far we have raised enough for 980 meals.  Keep it going!!   CLICK HERE TO DONATE



Feeding America who receives the proceeds from this blog is working to raise over 1 million dollars to meet the surge in demand before their fiscal year ends.  Tomorrow June 30th.

Right now due to a matching grant from their board of directors, your gift will DOUBLE to provide TWICE AS MUCH FOOD for hungry families.

For the next 24 hours, until 5pm on June 30th, 2009 this White Girl With a Fat Ass will 100% MATCH any donation that you give.  That’s right, if you donate $10, I will donate $10.  If you donate $20, I will donate $20.  If you donate $100, well then I will probably put out.  It’s been known to happen.

Craziness you say?  Maybe, but I firmly believe in work that Feeding America does to help the hungry in our country.  And after freaking out this weekend because someone posted a ‘Fat’ picture of me on Facebook, I decided that perhaps a priority check was in order.  For the next, however long it takes, I will strive to pack a healthy, cost-effective lunch instead of blowing excess money on comfort food and ice coffees in a vain attempt to self-medicate myself out of this funk I have been in lately.

I will set aside that saved money to go towards my own personal WGWaFA matching grant to whatever is raised in the next 24 hours.  So what are you waiting for? CLICK HERE TO DONATE Or spread the word to a friend.  With two matching grants, EVERY $1 DONATED WILL PROVIDE 28 MEALS!!

As I mentioned, I have been battling an insomnia inducing angst as of late.  This weekend, I was one sleepless night away from hallucinating Care Bears. And then a quiet thing turned me around.  I got caught in the rain Saturday (shocker!) going to meet a friend at South Street Seaport.  After the rainstorm, a perfect full rainbow came out over the Brooklyn Bridge.  It was a gift.  I wish you were there, but at least I can share this photo with you.  Thank you to Ephemerist for the photo and for being my friend.

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Rainbow Trumps Angst!  Now GO! 24 hours and counting…



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